Pretty Please With Sugar on Top?

My half birthday was nearly a month ago and everyone forgot!! In order to make it up to me, I recommend you all chip in the get me this item from Topco Sales:

New Item 0231-7 - Now Available For Order TLC® This Is not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll • Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy • Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate • Three ways to do this doll: mouth, pussy or ass • Give her a mouthful • Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote • Let her pound your gavel over and over • Bypass the Bush and have some MILF • It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol • She’s the hottest thing to come out of Alaska in years